Announcer: Boys and girls ladies and gentlemen *city and state here* proudly present Barney
(Curtains open as Barney isn't on the floor when he needs to be (maybe he's on the ceiling))
Announcer: Uhh Barney? Yoo-hoo...Barney.......................wait where's Barney?
Child actor from the series: For Barney to come out and play you got to...ahhhhh my cramps.
Announcer: Ahhhh right. Boys and girls ladies and gentlemen lets all use our imaginations and welcome ...Barney
*Doll appears on the screen and magically disappears as the theme song starts up*
*Curtains open again as Barney appears on the stage*
Barney:*laughs* Hi everybody oh boy oh boy I'm so glad to be here
The kid cast: A dinosaur sensation
Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him
Barney: I got a lot of friends here today hi
The kid cast: If you just make believe him
Barney: Hello there way in the back *laughs*
*song ends*
Barney: Hi everybody *laughs* Are you ready for a super dee duper time today? Oh you are? Great I can't think of anything better then playing together with friends
*The More We Get Together*
Barney: The more we get together together together the more we get together the happier we'll be cause your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends the happier we'll be
(repeat 3X)
*Barney hums as the song ends*
Barney: Oh I'm so happy to see all of you and in fact I'd like thank all of you to see me here we go *hums as he walks near the audience* thank you thank you thank thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you well that's the first row .....wow this is going to take a long time no wait I got an idea maybe all of you can help me to thank you to everyone here i'll count to 3 and then i want to hear everyone shout out THANK YOU FOR COMING!!!!! Ready? 1 2, 3 THANK YOU FOR COMING!!!! Oh wow that was great *laughs* It's so nice to have friends like you and you know I have some more friends for you to meet right now ........Kristy!
Kristy: Hey everybody!
Barney: Johnny!
Johnny: Hi!
Barney: Jimmy!
Jimmy: Hey guys!
Barney: Karen!
Karen: Hi everybody!
Barney: Elissa!
Elissa: Hello!
Barney: Fred!
Fred: Glad to be here!
Barney: Jake!
Jake: Hey!
Barney: Annnnnd Charles!
Charles: Hi!
Jake: We're so glad to perform on this stage and hope to have a great time
Kristy: And just because we're up here doesn't mean all of you can't be part of the show either. In fact we'd like all of you to sing along, dance along and have a good time
Barney: Including you and you and you annnnnd you
Johnny: Hey why don't we all start singing a song that we all now for all of our new friends to sing along to?
Barney: Great idea Johnny so lets all stand up and singalong to Mr Knickerbocker all of you grown ups can also get get up and dance to *laughs*
*mr knickerbocker starts playing*
barney and the kids:hey mr kincker bocker boppity bop i like the way that you boppity bop i like the way that you boppity bop with your hands
*barney and the kids claps hands*
barney and the kids:hey mr knickerbocker boppity bop i like the way that you boppity bop i like the way that you boppity bop with your mouth
*barney and the kids claps there cheeks*
barney and the kids:YEAH ......hey mr knickerbocker boppity bop i like the way that you boppity bop , hey mr knicker bocker boppity bop i like the way that you boppity bop , hey boppity bop i like the way that you boppity bop!
*barney laughs as the song ends*
barney:oh boy oh boy that was super dee duper *laughs*
kristy:you know its always great to have friends to sing and play with
barney:it sure is and speaking of playing should we show all of our new friends the way to the hangout?
*the kids on stage agree*
barney:Would all of you like to see the hangout?!? .............alright then heeeereeeee weeee gooooooo
*curtians open to reval a backyard setting with 2 swings a stump and a gaint box with a sign saying "our hangout"*
charles:hey guys lets play outside since its a great day
*ring around the roasy play*
barney and the kids:Ring around the roasy a pocket full of posy ashes ashes we all fall down
barney:Alright everybody lets all tiptoe now
barney and the kids:Tiptoe round the roase a pocket full of posy ashes ashes we all fall down , skip around the roasy a pocket full of posy ashes ashes we all fall down
barney:okay now lets get ready to hop
barney and the kids:hop around the roasy a pocket full of posey ashes ashes we all fall down
barney:alright now lets all get up and run
barney and the kids:Run around the roasy a pocket full of posey ashes ashes we all fall down!
*barney laughs as the kids fall down*
barney:oh we all fall down *laughs*
*song ends as a bell is heard*
barney:hmmmmm if im not mistaken i can hear a tricycle bell who do you think it could be?
*green glitter apperes on the stage as baby bop rides in on a tricycle*
Barney: look its Baby Bop!
Baby Bop:Weeee
*Baby Bop gets off her tricycle*
Barney:hi there Baby Bop
Baby Bop: Hi Barney. Whoa *giggles* there sure are alot of friends here today barney i think there are more then ten
barney:Alot more then ten and thats counting our other friends here behind ...........oh right here on the ground *laughs*
baby bop:oh they're taking naps its nap time already? do you know if its nap time?............oh me ethier well good thing i brought my blankey
*baby bop yawns as the kids get back up*
baby bop:oh you were all playing a game
jimmy:yeah we were
johnny:its not exactly nap time yet baby bop
baby bop:oh welll im still glad i brought my blankey
*my yellow blankey starts playing*
baby bop:im so happy im going to start singing about it *giggles* i like my blankey its very very yellow i like it even better then a bowl of jello
barney and the kids:when she holds it close it feels just right she likes her yellow blankey in the day and night
baby bop:i like my yellow blankey in the day and night ,
my blankey feels so soft like a big marshmellow but i like it most because its oh so yellow
barney and the kids:when she holds it close she feels just right she likes her yellow blankey in the day or night
baby bop:i like my yellow blankey in the day and night , my blankey is so soft and very very yellow i like to keep it with me when i say hello
barney and the kids:when she holds it close she feels just right she likes her yellow blankey in the day or night
Baby Bop: I like my yellow blankey in the day .......and ....night
*song ends*
Elissa: Baby Bop's blanket is very special to her
Baby Bop: It's nice to have something special
Jimmy: A special thing ........hey guys I got an idea why don't we plan a surprise for everyone here?
*the kids get into a group huddle*
Barney: Oh that's a super-dee-duper idea Jimmy *laughs*
*the kids break the huddle*
Karen: It's a great idea .........but we might need some help
charles:i know what we need
*barney bag appers VIA trap door on the stump*
the kids:THE BARNEY BAG!!!
barney:oh boy oh boy come on everybody *laughs*
*the barney bag song plays*
Barney: Oh I've been looking in the barney bag and i found alot of things gizmos gadget odds and ends and even some old strings
the kids:well lets ask ourselves a question what can we make today with imaginations and the barney bag we'll see what we'll make today yeah see what we'll make today yeah we'll see what we will make today
We've been looking in the barney bag and we found alot of things gizmos and gagdets odds and ends and even some old strings
barney and the kids: So lets ask ourselseves a question what should we make today? with some imaginations and the barney bag we'll have some fun along the way YEAH! we'll have some fun along the way
*song ends*
Barney: What are you going to do with the barney bag?
johnny: You'll see
Fred: Let's go into the hangout to work on the surprise
*the kids go into the hangout*
Baby Bop: Barney, Barney what are they going to make?
Barney: Oh well maybe if we listen we can guess
*Barney and Baby bop goes near the door*
*TV shows the kids working on the surprise with the barney bag blocking half of the camera (to not ruin the surprise*)
Baby Bop: Hmmmmm I'm listening can't guess what they're making
Barney: I cant either but I think they're just ............about ...done
*the kids come out of the hangouts door with johnny holding the barney bag*
karen:We're all done
johnny:and the surprise is safe in the barney bag
barney:oh great
baby bop:i would love to see the surprise but my blankey is stuck
*barney and the kids go near the door as a silly man walks unto the stage*
(production note the * on the winkster's line mean you have the option to improv the lines)
*the winkster:oh look what i got
*barney and the others look in shock and confusion as the silly man dances a jig*
jake:guys? someone's got the Barney bag
*the winkster runs off stage*
Johnny:im sure we can catch them
*Barney Baby Bop and the kids run off stage right*
*the winkster:hello everybody are you having fun? oh well great because i like to have fun to
*winkster's song starts playing*
winkster:oh yes my names the winkster that should come as no surprise i come i go i am so quick you won't belive your eyes i like to have some fun i like to play my little jokes as you ...........can see i'm nimble as can be so if somebody's chasing you will never catch me .........oh yes my names the winkster that should come as no surprise i play each day from the sun up untill the moon is in the sky's to me my tricks are fun its what i like to do and if your not carefull i may play a trick on you as you can see i'm nimble as can be and if someone is chasing they will never catch me ........i dont try to be mean its not how i think .i just play my tricks and off i go quick as a wink *laughs* yes my names the winkster that comes as no surprise i come i go i am so quick you wont belive your eyes i like to have some fun i like to play my little jokes sometimes i take things that belong to other folks as you can see i'm nimble as can be so if someone is chasing they will never catch me yes if somebodys chasing they'll never catch me!
*song ends as the winkster takes off the tag on the barney bag*
*Barney and the kids go back on the stage*
Jimmy:THERES THE GUY
elissa:And he still has the Barney bag
Barney:GRAB THAT BAG *laughs*
*chase sence enuses wich ends with the winkster going into the audiance (baclony seating if avalible at the venue)*
*The Winkster:oh barney kids im down here you have to catch me to see the surprise
Barney:oh that was the winkster i remember he's not a bad person just a silly fellow who loves to play tricks and jokes
jake:it's going to be hard to get the bag back tough
elissa:yeah he's really fast
fred:actually maybe not as fast as we think look what me and karen found
johnny:it's the tag for the barney bag .........but how does that give us a hint?
Barney:Well if the barney bag's tag is here that could mean he's still in the teather
Kristy:but how can we catch him if he's so fast?
Barney:I got an idea but we'll need all of you kids to help us will you help us?!? oh come on WILL YOU HELP US?!? alright here's what we'll do we'll go on with our show but if you see the winkster point and say there he is! the words will also pop up on the TV screens all of you in the back
Kristy:Let's all try it when i count to 3 1, 2 , 3
Barney and the kids:there he is!!!!
Barney:That was great now let's try it again but even louder 1,2,3
Barney and the kids:THERE HE IS
*The Winkster shows up behind Barney and the kids*
*Barney:oh that was great uh okay thats enough lets save it for the real thing everybody
Elissa:Barney look there he is!
Barney:WINKSTER ALERT!!!!!
*chase sence ensuses ............again*
*The Winkster goes back into the audiance*
*The Winkster:Time for me to go bye bye but i'll be back
Karen:He really is silly
Charles:I'm sure we can catch him tough with help with our friends out there
Jake:You know why don't we sing a song untill he shows up again?
Barney:Great idea jake and if you singalong all of you will be a big help come on everybody and i know you know it
*She'll Be Comming Around The Mountain*
Barney:She'll be comming round the mountain when she comes
The Kids:Toot Toot
Barney;She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
The Kids:Toot Toot
Barney:She'll be comming round the mountin she'll be comming round the moutin when
The kids:Toot toot!
Barney and the kids:she'll be driving six white horses when she comes
Woah Back!
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes
Woah Back!
She'll be driving six white horses when comes , She'll be riding six white horses , She'll be riding six white horses when she comes
Woah Back!,Toot Toot!
And we'll all go out to meet her when she comes
Hi There
And we'll all go out to meet her when she comes
Hi There!
and we'll all go out to meet her and we'll alll go out to meet her and we'll all go to meet her and we'll all go out to me her when she comes
Hi there Woah back Toot Toot
And we'll all have cake and ice cream when she comes. (Yum yum!)And we'll all have cake and ice cream when she comes. (Yum yum!)And we'll all have cake and ice cream, we'll all have cake and ice cream,And we'll all have cake and ice cream when she comes. (Yum yum! Hi there! Whoa back! Toot toot!)And we'll have a great big party when she comes. (Yahoo!)And we'll have a great big party when she comes. (Yahoo!)And we'll have a great big party, we'll have a great party,And we'll have a great big party when she comes. (Yahoo! Yum yum! Hi there! Whoa back! Toot toot!)
*Barney laughs*
Barney:Oh boy hi there woah back! toot toot
*song ends*
*Baby Bop comes back out on stage*
Baby BopThat looked like a fun song Toot Toot!
*Wistel is heard micking it*
Baby Bop;What was that? TOOT TOOT
*wisthal is heard again*
Jake:That sounds fimiler
Elissa:Yeah..........where's it comming from?
Baby Bop:I don't know but it sounds like it's comming from over there
*Barney and co look at the left*
BJ:*laughs* Actually it's comming from over here
*BJ comes in on a scooter*
*Barney and co greet BJ as BJ's song starts up*
BJ:BJ is my name i like to play a game of baseball or maybe basketball
I'm usually in a hurry,But never stop to worry' bout what'll happen if I trip or fallI like to play my drum I like to jump and runI like to climb a tree Though I might skin my knee Ouch And when I dig in the dirt,sometimes I wipe it on my shirt
Barney and the kids:With a hat that's neat and sneakers on his feet he's always ready for fun yes BJ is the one
Barney:Go BJ go *laughs*
BJ:Hey Sissy guess what?
Baby Bop:What?
BJ:I'm being an airplane I like to play my drum I like to jump and run I like to climb a tree woah though i might skin my knee (ouch) and when i dig in the dirt sometimes i wipe it on my shirt
Barney and the kids:With a hat that's neat And sneakers on his feet He's always ready for fun Yes, BJ is the one (Right on stage ) Yes, BJ is the one (She's my sister) Yes, BJ is the one! (That's me!)
*song ends*
*Winkster's laugh is heard*
BJ:Cool laugh where have i heard that before?
*The Winkster:Nice to see you again BJ
*Barney the dinos and the kids notice The Winkster in the audiance*
Barney:Oh there you are Winkster wouldn't you like to give the Barney bag back for all of our friends out here?
*The Winkster:Well.......maybe i'll give it back if......you can come and get it before i dissapear
Barney;Alright then ready or not here i come
*Barney exists stage left*
*Barney:Oh wait a minute that's the broom closet not the way into the teather WOAH
*chrasing is heard*
*The Winkster:Ta Ta
*The Winkster exits trough the door*
*Barney comes in trough the same door with a mop and bucket*
Barney:Gotcha! .....W-where did he go? oh.....he got away again I'll be on stage in a second .....i just have to get this bucket off
*Barney walks back trough the door*
BJ:What have i missed?
Kristy:We'll explain later BJ .....But right now we need to think of an idea on how to get The Barney Bag back
Jimmy:Right Kristy the important thing we need to remember is there's 10 of us and only one of him
Johnny:Hmmmm a net?
Jake:I don't think a net would work well Johnny
Baby Bop:Oh i know! i know! i could take my blankey over his head
Kristy:But what if he tryed to take your blankey away?
Baby Bop:Oh...nevermind
BJ:Hey i got a really great idea what if we played a game of baseball and while he's watching we'll grab The Barney Bag
Charles:It's worth a try
Barney's voice:And it's a great day for baseball
*Barney comes back in with a hat and glove*
Barney:Ahhh baseball the great american past time the only game where there's dimands in the dirt , see bats in broad daylight and people wearing gloves in the summer *Laughs* Hey while they're getting ready let's to do a seven inning strech together
*Barney improvises as he streches*
Barney:Oh great now audiance down annnnd Batter up!
*The little dinos and the kids come back outisde wearing baseball caps and gloves*
*Take me out to the ball game plays*
Barney:Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the park.
Barney and the kids:Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don't care if I ever get back.
Baby BoFor it's root, root, root for the home team.
Barney:If they don't win, it's a shame.
Barney:For it's one... two... three strikes you're out at the old ball game
Barney and the kids:Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the park .Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don't care if I ever get back. Baby Bop:For it's root, root, root for the home team.
Barney: If they don't win,
Barney and the kids:it's a shame. For it's one... two... three strikes you're out at the old ball game
*Song ends as they play baseball*
*The Winkster appears on stage throwing out improv dialouge*
*Thunder is heard*
*The Winkster exists the stage as Rain sound effects are heard*
Barney:Uh-oh ....Game called on account of rain
*The Kids grab the basball gear as they and the little dinos go inside the hangout*
*Barney:Oh goodness I didn't know it was going to rain today oh well inside the hangout i g- *trys to go inside but can't* oh the doors locked hmm maybe if i ring the doorbell oh there's no doorbell hmmm I know i'll knock *laughs*
*Barney knocks on the door*
*Johnny and Kristy goes outside handing Barney an umbrella*
Barney:Thank you very much
Kristy:Your welcome very much
Johnny:Hey Kristy let's go back inside
*Kristy and Johnny goes back inside closing the door*
*Barney dances for a few minutes*
Barney:Ahhh this isn't to bad just a little shower hey everybody do you want to come outside and-
*The kids open the 2 windows in the hangout (Jimmy ,Charles and Elissa are looking out one window,Karen ,Jake Fred and Johnny are looking out the other)*
Barney:Oh they're not looking to happy
*Rain Medley plays*
The kids;*Sighs* Rain, rain go away Come again another day. Barney's friends all want to play Rain, rain go away.
Barney:It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head And couldn't get up in the morning. That had to hurt *laughs* It's raining, it's pouring
The kids:Rain rain go away
Barney:The old man is snoring.
The kids:Come again another day
Barney:He went to bed and bumped his head
The kids:Barney's friends all went to play
Barney:And couldn't get up till morning.
The kids:Rain rain go away. Rain rain go away Come again another day
*Song ends*
Barney:It looks like my friends aren't enjoying the rainy day as much as we are....But i think i know of a way we could cheer them up will all of you help me? just remember when we get to the fun part open wide and say Ah!
*Barney puts his umbrella near
*If All The Raindrops plays*
Barney:If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops Oh, what a rain that would be Standing outside with my mouth open wide Ah Ah-ah Ah Ah-ah Ah Ah-ah Ah If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops Oh, what a rain that would be
*The kids close the windows*
Barney:Oh where did they go?
*The kids exit the hangout and goes on diffrent parts of the stage*
Barney and the kids:If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes Oh, what a snow that would be Standing outside with my mouth open wide Ah Ah-ah Ah Ah-ah Ah Ah-ah Ah If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes Oh, what a snow that would be
Barney:Alright everybody one more time
Barney and the kids:If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops Oh, what a rain that would be Standing outside with my mouth open wide Ah Ah-ah Ah Ah-ah Ah Ah-ah Ah If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops Oh, what a rain that would be
*Song ends*
*plopping sound comes from the grass*
Kristy:Hey guys can you hear that?
Jake:Yeah ....what is it?
Jimmy:Is it the Winkster?
Elissa:It doesn't sound like the winkster
Fred:I think it's the grass growing
Barney:It is the grass growing. I can feel the grass tickling my feet *Laughs* and after rain like that the green grass will be growing around
*And The Green Grass All Around*
Barney:There was a hole
The Kids:There was a hole
Barney:In the middle of the ground.
The kids:In the middle of the ground
Barney:The prettiest hole
The kids:The prettiest hole
Barney:That you ever did see.
The kids:That you ever did see
Barney and the kids:And the green grass grows all around, all around.And the green grass grows all around.And in this hole,
The kids:And in this hole
Barney:There was a tree.
*A tree appears*
The kids:There was a tree
Barney:The prettiest tree
The kids:The prettiest tree
Barney:That you ever did see.
The kids:That you ever did see
Barney and the kids:Well, the tree in the hole and the hole in the ground.And the green grass grows all around, all around.And the green grass grows all around.
Barney:And on this tree,
The kids:And on this tree
Barney:There was a branch.
The kids:There was a branch
Barney:The prettiest branch
The kids:The prettiest branch
Barney:That you ever did see.
The kids:That you ever did see
Barney and the kids:Oh, a branch on the tree and the tree in the hole And the hole in the ground. And the green grass grows all around, all around. And the green grass grows all around.
Barney:And on this branch,
The kids:And on this branch
Barney:There was a nest.
*Nest appears on the tree*
The kids:There was a nest
Barney:The pretteist nest
The kids:The prettiest nest
Barney:That you ever did see.
The kids:That you ever did see
Barney:Well, the nest on a branch and the branch on the tree And the tree in the hole and the hole in the ground
Barney and the kids:And the green grass grows all around, all around.And the green grass grows all around.
Barney :And in this nest,
The kids:And in this nest
Barney:There was an egg.
*Egg appears on the nest*
The kids:There was an egg
Barney:The prettiest egg
the kids:The prettiest egg
Barney:That you ever did see.
The Kids:That you ever did see
Barney:Well, the egg in the nest and the nest on a branch And the branch on the tree and the tree in the hole And the hole in the ground.
Barney and the kids:And the green grass grows all around, all around. And the green grass grows all around.
Barney:And in this egg
The Kids:And in this egg
Barney:There was a bird.
*bird pops up*
The Kids:There was a bird
Barney:The prettiest bird
The Kids:The prettiest bird
Barney:That you ever did see.
The Kids:That you ever did see
Barney and the kids:Well, the bird in the egg and the egg in a nest And a nest on a branch and the branch on the tree And the tree in the hole and the hole and the hole in the ground. And the green grass grows all around, all around. And the green grass grows all around. And the green grass grows all around, all around. And the green grass grows all around
*The tree goes back as Barney and the kids waves goobye to the bird*
*song ends*
Barney:oh boy oh boy i'm having fun is everyone else having fun?
Jimmy:I know that i'm having a blast
Kristy: I couldn't agree more Jimmy .......it stinks that we lost the surprise for everyone tough
Barney: I'm sure we'll the surprise back soon and speaking of surprises I'll be right back
*Barney exits stage rght*
Johnny: I wonder what Barney has planned
Fred: Whatever it is it must be big
*Marching band music is heard*
Karen: Hey guys do you hear that?
Elissa: Yeah it sounds like a marching band
Jimmy: That's because it is a marching band look in the audience
*Barney shows up in a marching band outfit with a marching band*
*Band plays while Barney and them go up the stage*
*BJ and Baby Bop enter stage left as the band finishes*
Jake:Was the band your surprise Barney?
Barney:That's part of it my actual surprise is a circus and this marching band is going to take us there
*The kids react exited*
BJ:A circus? i love the circus
Baby Bop: Oh me too me too ......Barney what's a circus?
Barney:A circus is a place with acrobats and clowns and many more
Baby Bop:Oh i do like the circus when can we go?
Barney:Whenever the band is ready tough should we follow that marching band ....or follow this marching band?
*I Am A Fine Musician plays*
Karen:I am a fine musician That's what people say.
The rest of the cast:She is a fine musician That's what people say.
Karen:I play upon my piccolo.
The rest of the cast:She plays upon her piccolo.
*Karen plays the piccolo*
Elissa:I am a fine musician That's what people say.
The rest of the cast:She is a fine musician That's what people say.
Elissa:I play upon my clarinet.
The rest of the cast:She plays upon her clarinet.
*Elissa plays the clarient*
Jimmy:I am a fine musician That's what people say.
The rest of the cast: He is a fine musician That's what people say.
Jimmy: I play upon my trumpet.
The rest of the cast: He plays upon his trumpet.
(Jimmy plays the trumpet)
Kristy: I am a fine musician That's what people say.
The cast: She is a fine musician That's what people say.
Kristy: I play upon my trombone.
The rest of the cast: She plays upon her trombone.
(Kristy plays the trombone)
The cast: She is a fine musician That's what people say
*Song ends as the marching band plays again as Barney the other dinos and the kids march around*
Barney: You know if we're going to put on a circus we're going to need to take a little break but hurry back you don't want want to miss this super dee duper circus and who knows? maybe The Winkster will be there to watch our circus we'll be back in a few minutes
*Barney and the cast go off set to the circus*
*The Winkster appears and dances off the stage while the curtain closes*